THE OFFICIAL: Quote of the Day!!! #2

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:42 pm

Don't ask, it's dangerous to know what end the gods will give you
Better just to deal with whatever comes your way
Whether you'll see many more winters
Or whether the last one is now pelting the shore with the waves
Be wise, drink your wine, scale back your long hopes to the moment
Even as we speak, jealous time is running away from us
Seize the day, trusting little in the future. --- Horace

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:26 pm

“Friendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent.”

Much Ado About Nothing

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:13 pm

"No, Woody Allen was wrong. Being bisexual gives you two chances to get
told 'No way in Hell!' on a Saturday night." - ehayes

One of my friends swears this one is true!!!

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:50 pm

"0ooooooh, look at the cute little baby bear!" - Famous Last Words

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:33 pm

"Being a girl is wonderful and to torture someone into that would be like the exact opposite of what it's like. I don’t know how anyone could act that way." - poetheather

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:13 pm

Where ignorance is bliss—‘tis folly to be wise. Thomas Gray, Poet

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:41 am

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give hersperm, she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she'll give you ahome. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.If you give her asmile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is givento her.

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of manure." ----Anon.

Jennifer M · Post by **Jennifer M** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:45 am

Maybe Christmas he thought,doesnt come from a store.

Maybe Christmas,perhaps,means a little bit more.

Dr Suess.

Merry Christmas to all and a very happy New Year

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:13 pm

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
-- George W. Bush

Does ANYONE have ANY idea what this babbling idiot is trying to say? Anyone at all?

Jennifer M · Post by **Jennifer M** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:59 pm

What I believe he is trying to say is that he is full of natural gas(hot air) and he should be released to the atmosphere.

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:00 pm

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:02 am

"No one on their death bed ever said, 'I wish I had spent more time using Internet Explorer to watch puppies on a webcam.'"
-- Bill Shein

If they did then death had already happened long ago!! --- Me

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:47 am

"It maps perfectly onto the 25-year bull market in stocks...Nascent in the early '80s, emergent in 1983, dominant in the '90s, suspiciously resilient in the '00s, and, starting in 2005, increasingly prone to alarming meltdowns."
-- Stephen Metcalf on the career of Tom Cruise

(Methinks Mr. Metcalf is not a fan or thought the current movie stinks)

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:50 am

"I don't have any idea."
-- Dick Cheney, on why he has such low approval ratings

Gee Dicky, I just don't know either!!! Creep.

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:55 am

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. -- Steven Wright