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In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibility, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations.

Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rhodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent.

In other words, talk plainly, briefly, naturally, sensibly, truthfully, purely. Keep from slang; don't put on airs; say what you mean; mean what you
say.

And DON'T USE BIG WORDS!

-Anon-

Good for politicians also

Carolynn,
You may not believe it, but that has been circulating since at least 1982! I used to have a copy of it when I was in high school, but lost it many years back. A kid I knew back then gave it as an informal speech in class one day and we were all mesmerized. I don't believe he was the original author, but I think it's neat to still see it being passed around.

And it's sooooooo true!
Hugs,
Kyra

Then I guess it is ok to say:
@#$% !#$@% ^&*(^% #$%@$%^&$# @#$%^ AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!!!

Virginia

Tsk, tsk, tsk!!! Don't you know you're never supposed to end your sentence with a preposition?!?


- SL

LOL. Look at the date of my original post!!! Some people are just slow readers?

Love, Carolynn

Just goes to show that important works do take a while to be distributed and accepted, even in the electronic age.
Good writing will always stay in vogue and have relevance.

Oommff! I didn't even look at the date! LOL!

Slow, Kyra....really slow.....

Ah, but we love you anyway, Kyra dear!!

*Hugs*

- SL

To paraphrase Robert Duvall on the movie TRUE GRIT:


"Them's mighty big words for just a CDer from the midwest, Carolynn!"

BUT FUNNY!!!

Smile when you say that pilgrim!!!!

..Now where have I heard that line before? HAHAHAHA


"Just call it professional courtesy, ma'am!"

Very much in the style of A.J. Leibling's underworld characters' speech.

Hey, I got an excuse, I just joined...

Anywho, your polysyllabic profundity was sensationalism personified!!!

Or to put it another way KISS
Keep
It
Simple
Stupid!