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Game time!! Let's have some fun playing games that were started by various members of the forum. Feel free to start one of your own!

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Sally
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Post by Sally »

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill, " Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

His reply, " Lady, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.
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Post by Kyra »

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
- Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/30/88

"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the
Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is
right here."
- Dan Quayle during a visit to Hawaii in 1989

"I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgments in the Future."
- Vice President Dan Quayle
<<stupid>>
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. - Leonardo DaVinci
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Post by Celly »

"We has met the enemy and they is us."
–Pogo the Possum
If there were no dreams or fantasies, the prospect for our world would be dull indeed.
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Post by Lorna »

"The Lord is my shepherd... he knows what I want!"
- Bernie Mac after seeing a goregeous woman walk by, Friday, 1995
Live it. Love it. OWN IT.
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Post by Lorna »

"Mongo like candy!"
- Alex Karras, Blazing Saddles, 1974

..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..
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Post by NicoleL »

What a great thread!!

"If a president of the United States ever lied to the American people, he should resign" — Bill Clinton, 1974
Dive beneath the obvious.
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Post by NicoleL »

I can't resist. One more....

"I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things"— CBS Anchor, Dan Rather, when asked by Fox News' Bill O'Reilly if he thought Bill Clinton was an "honest man"
Dive beneath the obvious.
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Post by CJ »

File under "Please Re-elect Me":

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.—Goerge W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

:shock: :P

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Post by Virginia »

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son!"
movie - "Animal House"


"The world will always need ditchdiggers!"
movie - "Caddyshack"
First star to the right, then straight on 'till mornin!
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Post by Eloise Goth »

QuizMaster on a British television show to contestant:
'Wheres the most exotic place your boyfriends made love to you?'
Contestant:'Up my backside'.


'The trouble with the French is they have no word for entrepreneur'
George W Bush 2003.
And you thought I was dead.
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