Dalai Lama

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Dalai Lama

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The Dalai Lama walks into the pizzeria and requests, "Make me one with everything". :P

The Dalai Lama pays with a $20 bill which the counterman takes and walks away. The Dalai Lama asks, "Where is my change?".

The counterman says, "Change must come from within". #-o
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