The feeding

[Virginia]

Farmer has a nice small farm and keeps it up! Out back of his home he has a nice pond, clean, with a picnic table and some apple and peach trees. Decides to check up on his pond one evening and since the fruit should be ripe, picks up a five gallon bucket off the back porch to collect some fruit in for later. As he approaches the pond he hears giggling and laughing, then at the same time the three girls trespassing in his pond and skinny dipping spot him. They immediately head for deeper water then begin scolding the old farmer for sneaking up on them and trying to see them naked. He just looks at them standing in the water up to their necks and says "Ladies I don't care what you are doing and I don't care what you may or may not have on ( and holding up the five gallon bucket)........ I'm just here to feed the alligator!"

[DonnaT]

[Sarah Beth]

That was so funny I read it to my wife we were both laughing

[Cathey]

that was great