A man comes to the nursing home

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Bernice
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A man comes to the nursing home

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Nursing homes are often populated mostly with females. Not all of them are physically disabled, and well, they can get frisky too.

A new gentleman was admitted as a resident, and the ladies all took notice. One lady went to her closet and changed into her corset and stockings, and a short dress. In her high heels, she carefully paraded herself in front of the new resident, and lifter her skirt a bit, to show the tops of the stockings.

"Would you like some Super Sex?" she asked him...

He glanced at her, and said "Uhhhh, I'll have the soup."
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Re: A man comes to the nursing home

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..rofl..
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