A milk delivery man noticed that one customer ordered an unusually large amount and rang the bell. The lady that answered explained that she read that a milk bath will do wonders for her aging skin. The milkman then asked is she needed the milk pasteurized? "No, she replied, just up to my tits will be fine".
Eileen
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That was great! It took me a while to catch it though. I guess it's still a bit early in the A.M. for me, seeing as last night was a "rough night". Oh well, today has got to be better.
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I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
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Oh Kimberly, that response was udderly silly.
Did you all know that women are the only mammals that keep their breasts when not nursing? The guys must appreciate that, I'm glad that we have just two.
Eileen
Did you all know that women are the only mammals that keep their breasts when not nursing? The guys must appreciate that, I'm glad that we have just two.
Eileen
Not only a wife, a girlfriend too!