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A milk delivery man noticed that one customer ordered an unusually large amount and rang the bell. The lady that answered explained that she read that a milk bath will do wonders for her aging skin. The milkman then asked is she needed the milk pasteurized? "No, she replied, just up to my tits will be fine".

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#-o :roll:


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..rofl..
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That was great! It took me a while to catch it though. I guess it's still a bit early in the A.M. for me, seeing as last night was a "rough night". Oh well, today has got to be better.
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I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
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Oh Kimberly, that response was udderly silly. :haha:
Did you all know that women are the only mammals that keep their breasts when not nursing? The guys must appreciate that, I'm glad that we have just two.

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