An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find out the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you were going to hold the car until we raised the $75,000 asking price!" the man protested. "I heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady over there. You insisted there would be no discount on that model!"
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and just look at her! How could I resist?" the salesman grinned.
Just the young woman approached the elderly couple and handed them the keys.
"There you go," she smiled. "I told you I could get this joker to drop the price. See you later Grandpa."
Never mess with the elderly!
Never Mess With The Elderly!
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I love it.Site Administrator
I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
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Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels!
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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon