Remind me why we want to be women!

[Carol Elizabeth]

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you,

He or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original color..

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look..

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives

On December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it

And to the men who will enjoy reading it.







Men Are Just Happier People

[Michelle Miller]

I considered ninja-editing this obvious propaganda with my mod authority here in 'The Laugh Stop'....

[BlonT]

poor girls

[Lacy Mitchell]

lets hear it for da boys

[Anita]

I enjoyed that one.

[Jan W]

I think there are two sides to every story.

Men Are Just Happier People -- (Oh really when was the last time you read about a woman doing road rage?)

Your last name stays put. ( I would love the variety of taking my husband's name)

The garage is all yours. (Good riddance, he can have it!)

Wedding plans take care of themselves. ( I would love to plan my next wedding to the enth. He can keep out of it!)

Chocolate is just another snack. ( He doesn't know what he is missing )

You can be President. ( So what? Behind every great man is a woman.)

You can never be pregnant. (Poor him!)

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. (Only because you don't have boobs)

You can wear NO shirt to a water park. (See above)

Car mechanics tell you the truth. ( He can't flirt to reduce the bil.l)

The world is your urinal. (Ugh!!!! enough said)

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. (Actually even as a guy I have!)

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. (Oh really?)

Same work, more pay. ( Got me there)

Wrinkles add character (But makeup hides lots of things!)

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. (I'll pay that price any time!!!!)

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (If you've got it flaunt it!)

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. (But they don't look cute)

One mood all the time. (How boring!)

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. ( I love the phone!)

You know stuff about tanks. (DUH?)

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. ( How totally boring)

You can open all your own jars. ( We have people who do that for us.)

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. (That is true. And lots of fun to reward.)

If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. ( That's debatable, guys are pretty easy to upset in this area.)

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. (How very ridiculously boring)

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. (How unbelievably very ridiculously boring.)

You almost never have strap problems in public. (Jock or bra?)

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. (Ok that's true)

Everything on your face stays its original color.. (Like that's good! We get to hide the bad stuff!)

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. (How absolutely ridiculously boring!)


You only have to shave your face and neck. (But every day!)

You can play with toys all your life. (I have a few toys myself and they are pretty fun!!!)

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. (How stupidly absolutely ridiculously boring!)

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.. (50 50 there)

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. (Good for you!)

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. (Who'd want one???)

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. ( Got me again)

No wonder men are happier. (I'm not!)

Send this to the men who can handle it

And to the women who will enjoy reading it.


Jan Wilson







Men Are Just Happier People

[Kyra]

[Letitia_Jolie_GG]

Also on the other hand:

The King's wife is the Queen. The Queen's husband is the Prince Consort.
The male President's wife is the First Lady. The female President's husband is... errrr..... ummm... no idea.

[BlonT]

Second Man

[Cathey]

how about Mr. madam man ???

[Diana Michelle]

The male President's wife is the First Lady. The female President's husband is... errrr..... ummm... no idea.

Court Jester?

[Sarah Rene]

The common man?

[Annie]

Actually it is supposed to be the First Gentleman but since we have not made it there yet not sure it matters.