Petey the Snake

[Eileen (SO)]

Petey was a snake only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, "Petey, don't hiss in the pit, go outside to hiss." So Petey went outside of the pit to hiss.

Petey was hissing all around when he finally leaned over and hissed in the pit. Petey's mother heard Petey hiss in the pit and said, " Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit. Petey went over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so he hissed in her pit anyway. While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott's pit, Mrs. Pott came home and found Petey hissing in her pit. She said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don't hiss in my pit. Go home and hiss in your own pit and hiss."

This made Petey very sad and cried all the way home. When Petey got home, his mother saw him crying and asked what was the matter? Petey said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott's to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott wasn't home, so I hiss in her pit anyway. Mrs. Pott came home and found me hissing in her pit and said, 'Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go to your own pit to hiss. Don't hiss in my pit.' "

This made Petey's mother very angry and she said, "Why that mean old lady. I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn't have a pit to hiss in."

Eileen

[Robbie]

I'll give that the best compliment something that's Punny can get -- "Groan". I'm also gonna copy it and send it on.

[Eileen (SO)]

Thanks Robbie! This is even better if you can recite it without notes. With the proper voice changes and gestures, you'll have folks crying laughter.

Eileen