A young woman asked her minister what she needed to do to make sure she got to heaven
"You need to quit smoking and no pre marital sex," he told her.
"OK but that is not going to be easy," she replied.
Couple of weeks later the minister saw her coming out of services and asked how she was doing?
"It was hard to quit smoking but I did it," she said.
"And pre marital sex?" he asked.
"Well last week i was looking in the freezer and my boyfriend came up behind me, lifted my skirt, and made love to me," she blushed.
"They don't like that in heaven."
"They're not crazy about in Costco either."
How do I get to heaven
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Diana Michelle
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How do I get to heaven
Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels!
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
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KimberlyS
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Re: How do I get to heaven
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I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
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Karen Ski
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Re: How do I get to heaven
I hate when that happens