A German Sheperd, a Doberman, and a cat died.
In heaven they all faced God who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German Sheperd said, "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master."
God said, "Good! You sit at my right hand."
"Doberman what do you believe in?" God asked.
"I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master," the Doberman answered.
"Aha!" God replied. "You may sit to my left."
Then God looked at the cat and asked, " And what do you believe in?"
The cat replied, "I believe you are sitting in my seat."
Getting to Heaven
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Getting to Heaven
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KimberlyS
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Re: Getting to Heaven
that would be a catSite Administrator
I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
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Re: Getting to Heaven
That is definitely Max. I was never a cat person and now that I have one not sure I am or not but I will say no one adopts a cat, they adopt you.
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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon