A word to the wise

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A word to the wise

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An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting a life saving surgery to be performed by his son, a world renowned surgeon. Just before he was put under he asked to speak with his son.

"Don't be nervous son, do your best. Just remember if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."
Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels!

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon