Women walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some cyanide. Pharmacist asks what she wants to for.
"I want to poison my husband," she says.
"What? That's illegal!" the pharmacist exclaims.
The woman reaches into her purse and hands the pharmacist a photo showing her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
"You didn't say you had a prescription," the pharmacist replies.
The Pharmacist
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The Pharmacist
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Re: The Pharmacist
There's kind of the same idea in Matraca Berg's "Your Husband's Cheating on Us":
https://youtu.be/AvNOsNHkriY
https://youtu.be/AvNOsNHkriY
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