I want my money back
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 8:19 pm
Bubba was a big, strong, lovable farm hand but not awfully bright. He also had absolutely no luck with the ladies. Figuring his problem with women was lack of experience he grabbed some money from his mattress and headed to the local house of ill repute.
It was a busy night and all the girls were "occupied" but the madam was not about to turn down a customer and seeing Bubba was not real bright and inexperienced figured she could pull a fast one on him. She told him she was going to set him up with her best girl, took his money, and led him to a room with a blow up doll in it.
It was maybe only 5 minutes and Bubba burst out the room demanding his money back. The madam asked him why? What was the problem?
"Well I admit maybe I was a bit slow starting but soon she really seemed to be getting into it so I bent down, bit her tit, then she farted and flew out the window!"
It was a busy night and all the girls were "occupied" but the madam was not about to turn down a customer and seeing Bubba was not real bright and inexperienced figured she could pull a fast one on him. She told him she was going to set him up with her best girl, took his money, and led him to a room with a blow up doll in it.
It was maybe only 5 minutes and Bubba burst out the room demanding his money back. The madam asked him why? What was the problem?
"Well I admit maybe I was a bit slow starting but soon she really seemed to be getting into it so I bent down, bit her tit, then she farted and flew out the window!"
OMFG! That is just too funny!
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