Two women may have one too many at the bar. As they were on their way home they needed to pee so they snuck into the cemetery.
One used her panties to wipe herself after and threw them away, the other used a ribbon from a nearby wreath.
The next morning one husband called the other and said, "My wife came home last night and she wasn't wearing any panties!"
"That's nothing! My wife had a card stuck between her butt cheeks that read, 'From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you'"
Be careful out there
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Diana Michelle
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Be careful out there
Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels!
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
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Lauren
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Re: Be careful out there
I hate when that happensSome people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others are going to leave a stain
Eleanor Roosevelt
Eleanor Roosevelt