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Be careful out there

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2022 9:26 am
by Diana Michelle
Two women may have one too many at the bar. As they were on their way home they needed to pee so they snuck into the cemetery.

One used her panties to wipe herself after and threw them away, the other used a ribbon from a nearby wreath.

The next morning one husband called the other and said, "My wife came home last night and she wasn't wearing any panties!"

"That's nothing! My wife had a card stuck between her butt cheeks that read, 'From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you'"

Re: Be careful out there

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 2:14 pm
by Lauren
rotf I hate when that happens