Well he does have a point

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Well he does have a point

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A man, his wife, and mother in law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother in law passed away.

An undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can have her buried here for $150."

The man thought about for a minute and then told the undertaker, "I see. Well then you'd better have her shipped home."

The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother in law home when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?"

The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago. He was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
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..rofl..
Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels!

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