Johnny was late for school yet again so the teacher asked him was his excuse this time.
"Well I was on my way to school early when this guy driving a convertible probably going 100 miles an hour raced by me. Then suddenly he crashed into a cement barrier. There was a loud bang and the guy flew out out of the car. He probably flew 100 feet and landed square on his a$$!"
"Rectum Johnny"
"Wrecked him? Hell it killed him!"
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English can be confusing
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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon