A man had long suspected his wife of having an affair but never could prove it. One afternoon he took off work early and went home. He snuck in the house and burst into the bedroom to find his wife in bed naked.
"Aha! I knew it! Where is he?"
"Nowhere," his wife cowered trying to cover herself with the sheet.
The man started searching everywhere to find whoever it was. As he was his 4 year old daughter came up to him.
"Daddy there's a boogey man in the closet," she said.
"There's no such thing as a boogey man," he told her continuing to search for his wife's lover.
He kept up his quest, all the time his daughter telling him there was a boogey man in the closet. Finally he relented and to prove to her there was no boogey man he opened the closet to find a naked man.
"Fred! You're my best friend and neighbor, what are you doing scaring the kid?"
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Diana Michelle
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Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels!
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
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KimberlyS
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Re: Husband
LOL, did not expect that ending.
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I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
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Re: Husband
...although it is scary at a number of different levels...hmmm...LOL
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Didn't see that one comingThe time is always right to do what is right
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