Things Are Not Always As They Seem

[Heather W]

A man dies and goes to hell. The Devil greets him and says "You have to pick your torture but pick wisely because this will be your torture for eternity."

The man goes through hundreds of rooms but can't decide until he sees a room where a man is sitting on a couch, watching football on a 100" screen, and getting a blow job from a cheerleader.

"This is what I want for eternity!" the man says.

"Are you sure?" the Devil asks.

"Hell yes!" the man screams.

The Devil goes up to the cheerleader and says, "You can stop now. I found someone to replace you."

[KimberlyS]

he said choose wisely.