Big burly guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey
"Celebrating something?" the bartender asks as he's pouring them
"My first blow job."
"Congratulations! Let me buy 2 more to make it an even dozen"
"No thanks, if these 10 don't get the taste out of my mouth, 2 more ain't gonna help!"
Am Oldie
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Diana Michelle
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Am Oldie
Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels!
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
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KimberlyS
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Re: Am Oldie
That is a a mouth full..... 
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I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
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Diana Michelle
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Re: Am Oldie
They say more than a mouthful is wasted 
Remember Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels!
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. Paul Simon