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A Japanese couple is arguing about how to have erotic sex.

Husband: "Sulitaki! Moritaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanisi! Mada shima!"
Husband says forcefully: "Tukugawa! Hideo kojima!"
Wife on her knees, literally begging: "Wakarimashita matte ruokai!!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na shimjen gojira!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don't even know a single word of Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex ...
Sometimes I worry about you. :roll:
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