A Detective Story or...

[Brianna]

The Case of the Missing Nipple.

It was Saturday afternoon. I had a busy morning and it looked like I would have an even busier evening. I was working on a big project and I had to go into work to get things moving in the right direction.

I had quite a ways to travel in order to get to work and I was anxious to pick up a set of breast forms. The local crossdressing store was in the general direction so I headed in that direction. After trying on just about every size of breast form they had in the store, I settled for a pair of teardrop style forms by Le Breast. These forms came with a larger, perkier silicone nipple that can be placed over the form to give you that high beam look.

After work I headed home to take care of the cats. Poor little guys just don't see me much because I've been really busy.

On the way I made a quick stop at a department store to pick a larger bra. When I got in the house I decided to try on my new bra with the forms. While I took one of them out of the box, I noticed the silicone nipple was missing. Bummer!

After trying on the breast forms and bra, I repackaged them. I let the cats out and then headed up to a friend's house. I figured she would be interested in my purchase. She was very surprised and commented about the silicone nipple. I explained that both forms were supposed to have them but one of them must have been left at the store. I'm not sure it's really a look I'm planning on trying but you never know.

I thought later that I would probably go back to the crossdressing store and pick up another pair just in case the mood strikes me to try it.

This morning I got up and went downstiars to feed the cats. Low and behold, there was my other nipple on the floor. I picked it up and looked at it carefully. I noticed there are a couple small tears in it. It appears that one of my cats was playing with my nipple.

The suspects names are Derf, Simon, and Luke.

Derf aka Derfus is an older orange tabby. He isn't known for playing with toys.

Simon aka Squirt is a 10 year old Oriental shorthair. He enjoys playing with rattling mice but normally doesn't have many opportunities to play with them.

Luke aka Buddy aka Suirtimus Maximus is a 5 year old Siamese mix. If he sees Derf getting any attention he runs over and edges Derf out of the picture. If Luke sees Simon playing with any toy he runs over and steals the toy from him. Luke also has a nursing fetish.

Hmmm... who could have stolen my nipple and damaged it?

I'll leave the decision to you.

[Gaven McLaren]

I had to go with this one as it is a funnier answer.
It sounds like a conspiracy to me. Give them all the third degree.

[Beauty]

Funny!

[Loretta Ann]

Where is Perry Mason when you need him?

[Beauty]