Made it back safely from mission into enemy territory.

[Jeannie]

Hi Ladies.
Last night was a night to remember. My wife Mini's girlfriend Candace had her 52nd birthday dinner at a local restaurant. Candace is her friend that blasted me when I came out last summer. She and none on my wife's friend never speak to me anymore. Her brother Mark is my accountant and loves Jeannie and snitched about the party and asked me to show up as Jeannie. He didn't have to ask twice.
I got glammed to the max. My Daughter Katie gave me her black tight fitting lycra/spandex asymetrical dress. Low cut top on an angle with one spaghetti strap on one side and one wide strap with a rose on the other. The bottom started about 4 inches above my left knee and angled down . I had blood red nail polish and matching lipstick. Great Misty Gray pantyhose I get from Silkies and two gold ankle bracelets with 3 inch spike mules. My hair was foofed to the max. My make up could be desribed in two words"FRENCH WH---"
I drive up to the restaurant which is located in an affluent suburb. Let's just say it's not San Francisco or Provinetown. This is Conservative Republican territory with Bush/Chenney bumper stickers on the Mercedes and SUVs. I was way behind enemy lines!
I walk in the restaurant with a big helium ballon with butterflys reading Happy birthday Candace. I have a red gift bag with white roses and my little black purse. I walk up to the hostess who knows me and say"Where's the birthday girl?" and she looks at me and says"You look familiar" I said"It's me. Mini's husband" She starts to smile and points out their table. This is a very small intimate restaurant and their table is right in the center of the room.
I hit the jackpot! There in front of me was Candace,her 85 year old Mother,Mini, Martha and Susan. The ones that never speak to me anymore. Plus my accountant and his wife who like me. When I walked in all the background chatter just stopped. When I saw there faces I thought of only one thing:

Appetizers$34.00 on Debit MasterCard
Entrees $124.00 on Debit MasterCard
Expression on Mini's face and all her girlfriends....PRICELESS!

I went over to Cadace and gave her a big lipstick kiss on her cheek and also Mark my accountant. I gave her the presents and left some pink "RENT A TRANNY" flyers and asked her pass them out. Maybe she could drum up a little business.
Hey ladies. It's not my fault. Candace's brother put me up to it and plus you ladies are all to blame! If I never came on this site I would still be in the closet. You've unleashed a menace on the world! It's all your fault!
The one scary thing is in the 27 years I've known Mini I haven't gone more than 1 hour without hearing her voice or getting a phone call. It's Sunday morning and I haven't heard from her since I crashed the party. Not a good sign. She's probably finding the coodinates of my house for a cruise missle attack. What the heck. I'll die with a smile on my face. Hugs ladies.


Love
Jeannie


PS. Where will I strike next! Who Knows! The Shadow Knows! One more thing ladies. My best friend Gary died last year and was the premier jokester. He never liked Candace and for good reason she is such a B----. He had given me a birthday card to give to her someday and last night was the day. It has a glamouous woman on the front and reads Happy Birthday. When you open up the card printed across the whole card in big letters is" TO THE QUEEN OF THE F----- UNIVERSE" Wherever you are Gary I know you'll love this one but I'm dead woman walking Gar!

[DonnaT]

Hey ladies. It's not my fault. Candace's brother put me up to it and plus you ladies are all to blame! If I never came on this site I would still be in the closet. You've unleashed a menace on the world! It's all your fault!

One more thing ladies. My best friend Gary died last year and was the premier jokester. He never liked Candace and for good reason she is such a B----. He had given me a birthday card to give to her someday and last night was the day. It has a glamouous woman on the front and reads Happy Birthday. When you open up the card printed across the whole card in big letters is" TO THE QUEEN OF THE F----- UNIVERSE" Wherever you are Gary I know you'll love this one

[CJ]

Hi all,

Jeannie,

You're either super-gutsy or really clueless! (Probably a healthy mixture of both. )

I try to bring my CD'ing to the forefront sometimes but stunts like this give a whole new meaning to the expression "in your face." And you know what, Jeannie? I really do believe you're a likely candidate for a smiling death. Good for you, good for you. If it weren't for the fact that your actions last night were sort of mixed in with your dislike for Mini's friends, I'd say that this is certainly one good way to put transgenderedness out there (if one has the, uh, personality for it, that is).

Love,
CJ

[Jeannie]

It's the latter,really clueless. This might precipitate a conflict bigger than what is going on in the Middle East. Candace makes Hesbolah and Hamas look like a girl scout troupe. She goes through men like I go through panties. She's even more scary than me in my long flannel nightgown.
I still haven't heard a peep from any of them and I know they're going to counter with something big. I would hate to escalate but if they do I'll have to bring out the big guns so to speak. Next attack I'll wear a shear top and my Naughty Nipples from the breast form store. They're as big as my nose and real scary! You know what they say CJ "Tit for Tat" I have to get back into my foxhole. At least it has a make up mirror. Hugs


Love
Jeannie

PS. I missed my calling. Special Forces! This would make a great video game! Tranny Atttack! ...... Gotta run CJ. Incoming mortar round! Listen for details and casualty reports on NPR! Whoa! That was close. They missed and hit the house next door and wiped out a family of six. Great PR for Jeannie!

[Gaven McLaren]

Jeannie you are crazy. I love it. When I read what you were going to do I thought oh my god I want to see pictures of their faces. Now based on the discription I really want to see pictures. I am sure that none exist. The guts it must of taken to pull that off. Congrats on the sneak attack. However remember that "Revenge is a dish best served cold" Kilgon proverb. Damn I let the geek out again.

[Elizabeth]

Jeannie,



Here is a battery of Patriot Missiles, your going to need them because I suspect you are going to have incoming missiles headed your way.

Love always,
Elizabeth

[Jeannie]

Hi Gaven.
I must say that I did that for fun. I don't hate Mini or her girlfriends at all. They did what good friends do. They support her and not me. That's life. I did think they would of had a bit more sense of humor. It was funny that Candace was laughing. Her brother Mark took a picture of me and Candace together and he is going to send it to me. i'll post it.
What's even funnier is I was at one of my friends printshop today dressed told his secretary about saturday night. Her name is Joanne and she is a pisser. She wants me to dress some weekend when she goes out with her husband and boss Tom and his wife and wants me to come in and confront Tom on why he stood me up. I said "Sure" She's going to call me this week. Tom's wife will go nuts. This is turning into a franchise Gaven. When I crashed the party I left my "Rent A Tranny" flyer. It said "Call Jeannie at 1 800 PANTIES. Some of the knuckleheads called it. I just called it tonight and laughed my backside off! Give it a call. I'm sooo bad. But I'm having more fun than I've had in my whole life. I cant wait to crash another party! You should see the expressions on some people faces. It's great! I've told you ladies a lot about me on this site but I never said I was sane! Life is short. Play hard. You're in that box a long time!

Love
Jeannie

PS. Remember one thing ladies.I'm 55 and led an unhappy,unfulfilled life all these years. No more. I am who I am and if anyone doesn't like it doesn't bother me anymore.
As I tell the salesmen who come into my shop and say"Can you at least give me a couple of orders?" I respond"Sure! Get out and stay out" I cannot stay with a partner who tells me when I can dress, how I can dress or if I can dress at all. I'm not 10 years old. If you ladies can put up with that more power to you. I can't and won't. The people in my life from now on are the people who like me for the person I am. The others who want to control or limit me I show them the door. That's just me. Enough is enough. For me it's much better being without a partner and being yourself than being with a partner and being forced to be who they want. If they are not happy with you, tell them to find someone else. Life is too short to be stuck in a relationship that is one long counseling session. The comedian Dane Cook says it best"Some people meet and have a great relationship and others always have problems and I call that a relationsh--" Don't expect others to make you happy.I always thought that and it's dead wrong. The only person who can make you happy is you. That's just how I feel. Hugs and good luck ladies!

[Jeannie]

Elisabeth! I love it.See if you can match the songs with the bands on the gaming place Hon! Oh oh! In coming mortars. Gotta run Sweety!Hugs


Love
Jeannie


PS. Lucky I have on my pink body armor! It matches my pumps!

[Gaven McLaren]

I had to call it. My gods that is funny.

[Rose Darn]

Jeannie,

The people in my life from now on are the people who like me for the person I am.

You are amoung friends.
Rose