Paint my porch

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:18 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'
The blonde quickly responded: 'How about £50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband: 'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
He responded: 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied: 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
'You're finished already?' the husband asked.
'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50 and handed it to her.
'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus'

Post by **DonnaT** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:38 am

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:29 pm

was that a blond joke, huh? was it ??
Cute, anyway!

Virginia

Jane Eyre · Post by **Jane Eyre** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:12 am

that was very funny.

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:20 am

Virginia wrote:was that a blond joke, huh? was it ??

Well, sweetheart, it certainly wasn't a chicken joke!

- SL