Geography of Women and Men

[Carolynn]

Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with
cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain; very
hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; has
been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada;
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet; wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge visit there.

Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran;
Ruled by nuts

[Virginia]

Complex?? who's complex?

Jeff Foxworthy describes men to much the same degree. As he said go to a nursing home, see an old"er" gentleman with a walker ask him what he wants and you will get the same answer as a 23 year old at a Sports Bar.
"A cold beer and see something naked!"

Yeah, men are a complex lot! Now crossdressers -- that is an entirely different matter!

Virginia