Oreo Personality Test

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:35 am

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.

2. One bite at a time:
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical:
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles:
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked:
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie:
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie:
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside:
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them:
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos:
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prissy.

Post by **DonnaT** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:58 pm

Dunked!

Stephanie H · Post by **Stephanie H** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:20 pm

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:42 pm

Depends on the time of day and what I am doing while eating them. Relaxed, watching TV or (gasp) reading a book, then I twist them apart, lick the interior goo off, then place half the cookie part in my mouth and chew it, washing it down with milk, then repeat with the other half.

If I am driving, I pop the entire thing in my mouth, crunch it to break it up then take a swig of milk and let is absorb the milk in my mouth getting all soft and mushy, then swallow.. MMmmmm, good.

If I am in the mood, I may dunk the cookie and hold it until it is soft, then lift from the milk and put it in my mouth, all soft and milky.

I never, never, just pop it in my mouth and eat it. That's just disgusting, ya' know. :-&

Uh-oh, flashback to highschool. Girl to her countrified boy friend," Oooooh Honey, say something soft and mushy to me?"

"Awwww manure" responds the blushing boy friend.

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:05 pm

#2 - One bite at a time . . . even though I don't lack in the imagination department!!

- SL

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:17 pm

Wow! How about that SL and I choose the same method and I can assure you in NO uncertain terms WE DO NOT LACK FOR IMAGINATION!!!! Just the other night Virginia and SL were having dinner, a bit of vino, some soft music and welllllllll............. never mind!

They should have a quiz on eating pizza!

Virginia

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:35 am

What's an Oreo

. Actually I am a 'Dunker' without the narcotic tendancies but the rest of it just about sums me up, Now thinking about Pizza

Kay

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:41 pm

Well, the first one is "The whole thing". The second cookie is usually "Twisted apart, then the cookie". The third and consecutive cookies are a guess, at best. I'm kinda like an alcoholic when it comes to cookies. They are one of my true weaknesses. I can say no to sex and drugs, but not so with cookies.

Hello, my name is Kyra. I'm a crossdressing cookie monster...

Carol Elizabeth · Post by **Carol Elizabeth** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:41 am

They didn't list my method,

I buy the double stuff ones.

Twist them apart - feed the cookie part without the stuff to the dog, twist a second one apart - feed the cookie part without the stuff to the dog, then press the two cookie parts each with double stuff together to make quadruple stuff and then dunk it into coffee and eat the whole thing at once.

OMG --- what does that make me?
CE

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:57 am

A Dogacidal Maniac? Check out the dangerous heath effects of chocolate on dogs, and just throw away the part of the cookie you don't want.

Carol Elizabeth · Post by **Carol Elizabeth** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:13 pm

Dogacidal maniac - the darned thing lived 17 years! - Much longer than most! Humph - So there! Humph!

CE

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:25 pm

Yeah, I have been around dogs all my life. The longest lived ones ate more people food than anything else, including chocolate cake, ice cream, and pie. My friend Lois had conniptions when a piece of chocolate chip fell from a cookie and her little Westie lap dog/vacumn cleaner slurped it up. I thought she was going to try to induce vomiting for a minute. She has been really manic about the Vet's advice about dogs and chocolate. I suspect as long as the rest of the diet is good, the occasional bit of chocolate is not that harmful, even for a little dog.