A little Johnny joke

[Carolynn]

A little Johnny joke I haven't heard for a long, long time.

Little Johnny's neighbors just had a new baby boy, but unfortunately the poor little thing was born without ears.

The neighbors invited Johnny and his parents over to see the new baby. Before they went over, Johnny's dad decided to have a talk with Johnny. His dad said' "Listen Johnny the baby does not have any ears and the neighbors are very sensitive about it. If you even so much as mention the word ears, I am going to wallop your behind like never before."

So when they arrived and looked in the cradle little Johnny said, "My look at his little tiny feet. Look at his cute little nose and look at his pretty eyes. Can he see OK? The neighbors said, "Why yes Johnny he has 20/20 vision!" To which Johnny replied, "It's a good thing cause he would be manure out of luck if he needed glasses!"

[Kyra]

I never heard that one!