Hi Tech Sauna

[Carolynn]

THREE LADIES IN A SAUNA

> >
> > THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED
> > IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN
> > PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER
> > QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
> > UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
> >
> > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
> > PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY
> > MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
> >
> > THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
> > SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
> > SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET
> > PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
> >
> > THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN
> > FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING
A FAX!!!!!!