Right and Wrong.

[Loretta Ann]

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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the
difference between right and wrong. "All right children,
let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get
into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money,
what would I be?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile he
blurts out,

"You'd be his wife!"