If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it does it.) )
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(wow! and I mean WOW)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy, but I'm still not over that pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work might be ok.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home... tonight's the night.... What the?.... gurgle gurgle gummfff!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig - can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still like the pig better,
...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(I'm glad some people I know aren't like that))
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that too.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some politicians like that also.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Kind Regards.
Sally. (Wow, I still can't get over that pig
)
