Do they or don't they?

Ms Jane · Post by **Ms Jane** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:23 pm

Ms Jane uses a ghost writer for this one.
After a long bath Jane begins to dress. She pulls on her girdle and stockings, adjusts her bra and slips on a lacy slip. She thinks : feeling good! She puts on a beautiful dress then tends to her hair and makeup and thinks LOOKING GOOD! What a nice looking lady. Then disaster strikes. From somewhere comes a fart. She looks around and, as she already knows, she is alone. Is the illusion shattered she wonders, do girls fart after all??

Loretta Ann · Post by **Loretta Ann** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:26 pm

Hey Ms Jane,

Didn't you know that women don't sweat, and they don't

fart. That is why they bitch. If they didn't they would explode (poor things).

Darlene.

Post by **DonnaT** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:12 pm

Nope. Pass wind maybe, but not fart

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:36 pm

Are girl like the proverbial animal known in the South as the Wampcat?
What you say is a Wampcat?? Well it is the meanest animal in the swamps of the South. It has a Lynx head at one end and a Bobcats head at the other...................................................
but, but, uh, how does it go to the bathroom, you ask??

It don't - that what makes it soooo mean!

author - naturalist - unknown!

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:45 am

Now now, ladies don't fart.

They poot!