Modified Oldie but Goodies for the Baby Boomers Gen.

We all like jokes, humor and other funny stuff, so let's lighten things up a bit with a few laughs (or groans, as the case may be)!!

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Modified Oldie but Goodies for the Baby Boomers Gen.

Post by Carolynn »

was fun being a "Baby Boomer". . .till now. Now some of the artists
of the '60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to celebrate us as we age. . .

They include:

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker" :P

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?" ))ok((

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash" .XX.

Ringo Starr - "I Get By With a Little Help from Depends" :haha:

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face" ***huh***

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now" :shock:

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver" ^@^

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom" 8-[

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair" :-$

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" :roll:

The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone" :P

Abba - "Denture Queen" :mrgreen:

The Fifth Dimension- "The Age of Arthritis" :(

Tony Orlando - "Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall" [-o<

Helen Reddy - "I am Woman, Hear me Snore" #-o

Willie Nelson - "On the Throne Again" :lol:

Leslie Gore - "It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To" :shock:
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Post by Yasky(SO) »

Hi, Carolynn!

Being a Baby Boomer myself - those were wonderful; made me LAUGH!!

Thanks!!! =D>
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Post by Lorna »

rotf rotf rotf rotf

Priceless!!!

You just may be able to join me up on the stage! Those are great!! :mrgreen: =D> rotf
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