One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming outwith a load of empty beer and spirit bottles.
"Wow , Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the
postman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it
Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
We had about fifteen couples from around the neighbourhood over for
Christmas and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight
that we started playing WHO AM I?
"The postman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"!
"Well ,all the guys go in the bedroom ,and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our privates showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.
"The postman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times!"
is it or isn't it the postman.
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is it or isn't it the postman.
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