WeightWatchers Lament

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WeightWatchers Lament

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Wendy Weightwatcher was at her weekly WW'ers class and was lamenting to a fellow WW that she had gained weight during the last week.

She said to her friend, " I made a cake last weekend which is a favourite recipe of the whole family, especially my hubby, and by dinner time Sunday night they'd eaten half of it."

Her friend said, " So, how did you put the weight on then?"

Wendy WW said," Well Monday morning I couldn't take my eyes off the leftover half of the cake it looked so delicious, so finally I gave in and cut myself a very thin slice."

She continued," Well one slice led to another and it wasn't long before I'd eaten all the left over half cake."

She went on,"I was so disappointed with my lack of will power and I knew my hubby would be so disappointed, I was feeling so badly."

Everyone in the WW class commiserated with her and one asked what did her hubby say when he came home and found the left over half cake eaten.

Wendy replied," He just never found out, I was so worried about what he'd say I baked another cake and ate half of it."
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Ok, have to tell this one! Know why lesbians can't loose weight?
It's difficult to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face!!
I know!!! AAAAAHHHHH
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!!!yes!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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#-o

OWWW! Virginia! That truly belongs with the really baaaaaaddddd jokes! :mrgreen:

Just stay away from Mrs. Smith's pie, okay?

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Kyra wrote:#-o

OWWW! Virginia! That truly belongs with the really baaaaaaddddd jokes! :mrgreen:

Just stay away from Mrs. Smith's pie, okay?

H's,
Kyra
Especially if you eat your pie with whipped cream! :P

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