Breakfast anyone?

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Sally
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Breakfast anyone?

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He was in the kitchen making breakfast and had just put the eggs on to soft boil.

SHE comes running in and says,"Quick, make love to me on the kitchen table."

HE, thinking this is his lucky day throws her on the table and they make mad passionate love. Afterwards HE says to HER,"What was that all about, not that I'm complaining mind you."

SHE says," The egg timer's broken."
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Post by SilverLady(SO) »

Gives new meaning to the term 'quickie'!!

=D> =D> =D>

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Post by Kyra »

Talk about short order cooks! :P

That was cute, Sally. =D>
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