Geography of Women and Men
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:42 am
Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with
cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain; very
hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; has
been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada;
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet; wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge visit there.
Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran;
Ruled by nuts
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with
cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain; very
hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; has
been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada;
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet; wildly beautiful,
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge visit there.
Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran;
Ruled by nuts
