Fantasy

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:38 am

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'The bas**rds, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:00 pm

..... and then the fight started!!!!!

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:05 am

I was gonna say that

Jennifer M · Post by **Jennifer M** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:08 pm

And then the fight started