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After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for retirement and he works his last day as a postman. One family gives him a pan as a gift, another one gives him a key-tab and when he rings at the third door, the door opens and a glamorous blonde appears on, holds his hand, takes him to the bedroom where they spend two hours having the most amazing sex.

After the shower she prepares breakfast: eggs with ham and orange juice and gives him a $5 bill.

During the meal, he was delirious and asks: "Can you explain all of this to me...?!?"

The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is going to be retired and we need to make something for him, and he replies:

"F**k him,...... give him 5 dollars!" ............................. but the breakfast was my idea."

Is that a blond joke? I'll bet that was a blond joke! I know a blond joke when I hear one? Was it? huh? huh?

Love it,

Virginia

Virginia!!!! of course it was a Blonde Joke!!! DUHHH!!!!! LOL

It was also a pun of a sort. Since you ARE Blonde, consider the last word of the title and what happened during the course of the narrative. Change the spelling of that third word to a vernacular spelling meaning to ejaculate, and --------