He said.....She said

[CharLee]

He said...........She said

He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
She said..... You wear pants don't you.

He said.....Want to try swapping positions tonight ?
She said..... Good idea, you stand by the stove cooking while I sit on the couch and fart.

He said.....What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you ?
She said.....Turn sideways and look in the mirror

He said..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper ?
She said..... I don't know, it has never happened.

He said..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking ?
She said..... Because they already have boyfriends.

He said..... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night ?
She said..... A widow