He said.....She said
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:21 pm
He said...........She said
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
She said..... You wear pants don't you.
He said.....Want to try swapping positions tonight ?
She said..... Good idea, you stand by the stove cooking while I sit on the couch and fart.
He said.....What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you ?
She said.....Turn sideways and look in the mirror
He said..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper ?
She said..... I don't know, it has never happened.
He said..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking ?
She said..... Because they already have boyfriends.
He said..... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night ?
She said..... A widow
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
She said..... You wear pants don't you.
He said.....Want to try swapping positions tonight ?
She said..... Good idea, you stand by the stove cooking while I sit on the couch and fart.
He said.....What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you ?
She said.....Turn sideways and look in the mirror
He said..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper ?
She said..... I don't know, it has never happened.
He said..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking ?
She said..... Because they already have boyfriends.
He said..... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night ?
She said..... A widow