The man from Aberdeen

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The man from Aberdeen

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A guy from Aberdeen walks into a bar in Cardiff and orders a drink.

Everybody in the bar turns round and stares at the strange man.

Barman says - "You aint from around here are you boy"

Scotsman says - "Does the kilt give it away ?"

Barman - "What you do in Scotland"

Scotsman - "I'm a taxidermist"

Barman - "Taxidermist ? whats that then ?"

Scotsman - "I mount sheep and other animals"

Barman shouts to the locals .... "He's ok lads - He's one of us !"

Humm, what do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
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