OOPS! BIG MISTAKE
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 6:58 am
A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
lingerie for his wife. He is shown several items that range from
$250 to $500 in price - the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for
the sheerest item, pays the $500, & takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife & asks her to go upstairs, put it on &
model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked,
return it to the store tomorrow, & get a $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony & strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!" .......Funeral arrangements are pending.
lingerie for his wife. He is shown several items that range from
$250 to $500 in price - the sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for
the sheerest item, pays the $500, & takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife & asks her to go upstairs, put it on &
model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked,
return it to the store tomorrow, & get a $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony & strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
least iron it!" .......Funeral arrangements are pending.
