Payback
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:57 am
A guy walks into a bar one night and asks the barman for a beer.
The barman sets his beer down and says, " That'll be one cent please"
The guy looks astounded, pays up his one cent then stands drinking his beer.
A little while later he asks for another beer, the barman duly delivers then says, " One cent please"
He pays up the one cent, then glances at the menu and says, "Well, could I have a nice juicy T bone steak."
When his steak arrives, complete with all the trimmings, he says to the barman, " How much?"
The barman says, " Well T bone steaks cost real money, that'll be four cents."
The guy says, " That's unbelieveable, where's the guy who owns this place."
The barman says, " He's upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, " What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The barman says, " The same thing which I'm doing to his business."
The barman sets his beer down and says, " That'll be one cent please"
The guy looks astounded, pays up his one cent then stands drinking his beer.
A little while later he asks for another beer, the barman duly delivers then says, " One cent please"
He pays up the one cent, then glances at the menu and says, "Well, could I have a nice juicy T bone steak."
When his steak arrives, complete with all the trimmings, he says to the barman, " How much?"
The barman says, " Well T bone steaks cost real money, that'll be four cents."
The guy says, " That's unbelieveable, where's the guy who owns this place."
The barman says, " He's upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, " What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The barman says, " The same thing which I'm doing to his business."
That's a great one! Thanks for the morning laugh. 