Golf in Heaven
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:24 pm
One day Jesus and Moses were having a leisurely round of golf in heaven when they came to the 14th hole, a 175 yard par 3 with a pond that reached from tee to green.
"What do you think Tiger Woods would hit here?" Jesus asked Moses.
"He would probably hit an 8 iron my lord but you should hit a 5 iron," Moses replied.
"Nonsense," Jesus smiled.
Jesus went to his bag and pulled out his 8 iron, teed the ball up and proceeded to hit the ball straight into the pond. Not to be denied Jesus walked out across the pond, retrieved his ball, and proceeded to the same thing on the next attempt. Again Jesus walked out and proceeded to do the exact thing on his 3rd try. Over and over Jesus repeated his actions of hitting the ball into the pond, walking out to retrieve the ball and try again.
By now the golf course was starting to back with several groups waiting to play as Jesus continued his quest. Finally from the back of the crowd some one asked what was going on?
"Someone on the tee is trying to hit an 8 iron over the pond," some one answered.
"An 8 iron!" The first golfer exclaimed, "Who the hell does think he is? Jesus Christ?"
Upon hearing this Moses smiled, "He is Jesus Christ, he thinks he is Tiger Woods."
"What do you think Tiger Woods would hit here?" Jesus asked Moses.
"He would probably hit an 8 iron my lord but you should hit a 5 iron," Moses replied.
"Nonsense," Jesus smiled.
Jesus went to his bag and pulled out his 8 iron, teed the ball up and proceeded to hit the ball straight into the pond. Not to be denied Jesus walked out across the pond, retrieved his ball, and proceeded to the same thing on the next attempt. Again Jesus walked out and proceeded to do the exact thing on his 3rd try. Over and over Jesus repeated his actions of hitting the ball into the pond, walking out to retrieve the ball and try again.
By now the golf course was starting to back with several groups waiting to play as Jesus continued his quest. Finally from the back of the crowd some one asked what was going on?
"Someone on the tee is trying to hit an 8 iron over the pond," some one answered.
"An 8 iron!" The first golfer exclaimed, "Who the hell does think he is? Jesus Christ?"
Upon hearing this Moses smiled, "He is Jesus Christ, he thinks he is Tiger Woods."