Japanese Sex
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 3:47 pm
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to have erotic sex.
Husband: "Sulitaki! Moritaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanisi! Mada shima!"
Husband says forcefully: "Tukugawa! Hideo kojima!"
Wife on her knees, literally begging: "Wakarimashita matte ruokai!!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na shimjen gojira!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don't even know a single word of Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex ...
Sometimes I worry about you.
Husband: "Sulitaki! Moritaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanisi! Mada shima!"
Husband says forcefully: "Tukugawa! Hideo kojima!"
Wife on her knees, literally begging: "Wakarimashita matte ruokai!!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na shimjen gojira!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don't even know a single word of Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex ...
Sometimes I worry about you.