False Advertising
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2024 8:28 pm
A woman walks into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she had ever seen. The woman asked if it was true what they said about men with big feet being well endowed.
"Shore is little lady," the cowboy grinned. "Why don't you come out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself so she spent the night with him. The next morning as she was getting ready to leave she handed the cowboy $200.
"Well thankee ma'am," the cowboy blushed. "Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
"Shore is little lady," the cowboy grinned. "Why don't you come out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself so she spent the night with him. The next morning as she was getting ready to leave she handed the cowboy $200.
"Well thankee ma'am," the cowboy blushed. "Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."