Oh what a tangled web we weave.............
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:58 pm
As often as possible Dave spent evenings at his favourite strip club. One night, his blissfully unaware wife decided to treat him to a night out and innocently she took him to his favourite strip club.
As they arrived at the front door, the bouncer greeted them with, " Hi there Dave, how's it going tonight?"
Dave turned to his wife and said, " he's a member at the gym, I see him often there."
When they sat down inside at the table a waitress came up to them and said, " Hi there Dave, do you want your usual beer?"
Dave turns to his now suspicious wife and says, " She also goes to the gym honey."
Just then a stripper comes up to the table and says to Dave, " Dave honey, do you want your usual private dance tonight."
With this Daves' wife gets up and storms out of the club, she jumps in a taxi closely followed by Dave. As they're driving along she continues to scream and yell at him calling him every despicable name she can get her tongue around, just then the taxi driver turns around and says, " Gee Dave you sure picked up a foul mouthed one tonight."
As they arrived at the front door, the bouncer greeted them with, " Hi there Dave, how's it going tonight?"
Dave turned to his wife and said, " he's a member at the gym, I see him often there."
When they sat down inside at the table a waitress came up to them and said, " Hi there Dave, do you want your usual beer?"
Dave turns to his now suspicious wife and says, " She also goes to the gym honey."
Just then a stripper comes up to the table and says to Dave, " Dave honey, do you want your usual private dance tonight."
With this Daves' wife gets up and storms out of the club, she jumps in a taxi closely followed by Dave. As they're driving along she continues to scream and yell at him calling him every despicable name she can get her tongue around, just then the taxi driver turns around and says, " Gee Dave you sure picked up a foul mouthed one tonight."
