Two Italians on a bus.
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:12 pm
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves then become engaged in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their animated conversation at first, but she listens in shock horror as one one the men says the following.
"Emma come first, den I come, den two asses they come together, den I come again den two asses dey comea together again, den I come again den pee twice den I a come again."
The lady can't contain herself any longer so she taps him on the shoulder and says, " You foul mouthed swine, in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
The Italian man says, " Hey, you a coola down lady, I justa tella my friend how to spella da Mississippi
The lady sitting behind them ignores their animated conversation at first, but she listens in shock horror as one one the men says the following.
"Emma come first, den I come, den two asses they come together, den I come again den two asses dey comea together again, den I come again den pee twice den I a come again."
The lady can't contain herself any longer so she taps him on the shoulder and says, " You foul mouthed swine, in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
The Italian man says, " Hey, you a coola down lady, I justa tella my friend how to spella da Mississippi
